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August 16th

10/8/2017

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"Think of five different products from five different sections of the grocery store.  Now visualise them together at the checkout.  Who do you see standing there, buying this assortment of stuff?  Describe the person in any way you please."

Oh no.  Visualisation!  I will write the words, but you must realise that this is not happening for me: there might be pictures in my head, possibly, but the light is switched off: it's pitch black.  Nothing going on in there.  Well, nothing visual.

Ok: pineapple, cheese, tin foil, Bucks Fizz, tights.

This is a Spaced fan, preparing to do a Daisy-party.  If we build it, they will come.*

She's a creative type (like Daisy), and has grand plans to 'peel' the pineapple, then stick cocktail sticks with lumps o'cheddar on the end, and add some kind of foil striping to make the world's most-uber Dalek.

She will, of course, drink 2/3 of the Bucks Fizz in the process and have to go to the local to get some over priced something or other, which she will decide to pour into a bowl, adding the pineapple (the Dalek was a failure) to make some kind of incredible wineapple punch.  

Some or all of this was planned while walking round Tesco: hence the somewhat scattered/random shopping.  The tights are because tights always break.

Oh, I should be describing her.  Um.  She has short blonde (bleached) hair, tanned skin, green eyes.  She is wearing flares and a long-sleeved stripy shirt with a headscarf on her head.  (This appears to be becoming a description of a 70s pirate.  And also, other than that arbitrary physical description, it is basically me.  Oh well.)

*for those young beans who do not know what Spaced is, you should do.  Find it, and watch it. :)
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1/17/2023 11:15:17 am

Thannks for this

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